alright, heres another crazy one for Halloween (non-Hp):

THE wacky witch of Weybridge
Loves to sip red wine.
Each and every full moon
Is her poker night.
Never does a day pass
When she doesn't feed her cats
They reek of decaying pie
and lumpy candle wax.
I've never seen the old bat,
I've heard she's got 12 toes.
And for the sake of sanity,
I hope we don't cross roads!