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They entered the castle and Ginny linked her arm with Harry's. "You figured me out. I"m in love with Snape, but I know I can't compete with the beautiful Professor Sinistra. So I'm settling for you, even though you're merely sexy and handsome and the love of my life. Not to mention that you're quite the lover."
"What? You don't think Snape's sexy? I mean, you know I usually don't swing that way... but he... he has this quality about him that would turn just about any woman-loving man into a swooning fan-boy," Harry said, finding it difficult to keep a straight face. "Fred!" Hermione shrieked, clinging to Fred as tight as she could, as she was dangling over the edge of the bed. "Okay, but... we might have to move out of this risky position if we want to find the others..."