Ron Stared simply lovingly into the bowl of pudding, tapioca to be exact, in front of him and whispered sweet nothings to it.
Of course Tapioca pudding cant hear so it could care less.

Ron looked up from the pudding and watched in horror as Hermione entered the room tango-ing in Nevilles arms. He violently pushed aside the pudding and shouted in Neville's direction, " I thought what we had was special!!"
Right then the slash monster ran in and screeched, "NO SLASH IN THE COMMON ROOMS!!" The impact of the slash monsters bopping caused Ron to fall to the floor into a coma.
Hermione shrugged and walked out of the room.
She could care less.

Meanwhile...
Ginny sat by herself in the corner of the girls dormitory, secretly she loved to come here during the day and play with her barbies. She picked up Malibu Betty and....
"What........are.......you.........doing?" Came the voice of her brother Ron.
Ginny shrieked, "Ron this is the girls dorm!"
Ron looked around and cooly said, "Oh, I guess it is."
He swiftly walked out of the room, and Ginny got back to playing with her dolls. She could care less.

Malibu Betty had an affair with Stacey's boyfriend Blaine.
Stacey could care less.