There once was a girl named Lilly,
Who never acted at all silly,
She hated pranks,
But she said thanks,
When James proposed to Lilly,

There was a boy named Ron,
Who liked to relaxe on the lawn,
But he had to study
Some lessons "bloody,"
When not sacrificing a pawn,

There was a crank named Salazar,
Who thought his blood was better by far,
He made a chamber,
Filled with danger,
To kill those who of muggle blood are.