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Maddox rolled his eyes, smiling just a bit. "No, I don't think you're—" he started resignedly, but was cut off by Calliope....licking. His. Face? Her tongue had just grazed his cheek and he gasped, reeling back. His hands shot up to block his face, accidentally knocking the deck of cards he had set down in front of himself. "Calliope!" he exclaimed, surprised, wiping off his cheek as his face started to heat up. No. No no. No blushing. Maddox was not a blusher and the fact that Calliope got him to that point was horribly irritating. He turned to look at where his cards had gone, blocking his face from Calliope's view. No way was he going to let her see him turning red—she'd never let him live that down.
He watched as half of the cards that had fallen on the ground started tumbling away across the courtyard with the breeze. He groaned and got up, walking across the courtyard to pick up the cards that had been scattered. Still keeping his back to Calliope, of course. But the tips of his ears were still semi-visible, a bright flashing red. He crouched down to scoop up some of the cards. "Something is seriously wrong with you," he said over his shoulder. Licking peoples' faces was not normal.
But it was a little bit funny. Not that he would ever admit it. |