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"...you are really fortunate that there is a whole bedframe between the two of us right now, babe," he replied with a saccharine tone and a flutter of the eyelashes that would make a tower gazelle jealous. The worst part of this whole thing was that he couldn't even fault Fynley for it because if their roles were reversed, and Joseph the one with a Legilimens for a boyfriend, then he absolutely be taking jabs and milking the gag well beyond those udders running dry. "Once this situation with this moderately expensive piece of junk gets situated...you're getting it. Hard."
Drumming lightly on his side of the frame, though it was the loveable doofus opposite him that was the true percussionist, Joseph glanced back at the stairwell they had just come up and tried to estimate just how many steps it had been to their flat and did a quick comparison to the scale of things they had conquered at Hogwarts. "I could manage," he concluded, though his OWL and NEWT scores would imply otherwise but bases a wizard's entire ability on some ruddy old exams was quite ignorant in his opinion. "But seeing as I skipped leg and arm day I suppose would make up for that."
As if he actually had a gym schedule to begin with. That thought alone was laughable.
Joseph stepped away from the bedframe, arms up just incase the thing decided to tip and come crashing towards him, and then turned slightly towards the stairs he would be going back down. "Back down together or is one of us playing spotter from the window?" he asked with a chin jab towards the end of the narrow corridor and the series of windows facing the outside.
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