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Is it a catch worth 150 Galleons or is it true love?
by Shaun Pohl

LONDON -
To our dearest readers of the Daily Prophet, we have some hot, new, fresh goss about one of the rising stars of the Quidditch realm! Noah Mordaunt, Quiberon Quafflepuncher's newest seeker was spotted holding hands and cosying up with a mystery blonde in downtown London, leaving avid and obsessed fans speculating Mr. Mordaunt's dating status once more.

According to sources, the two were spotted dining at a local burger joint. Not much of a big deal if you ask us, but get this, they were dressed to the nines! Whether it was for a publicity stunt or not, it was clear that this "date" was not of coincidence, making it an easy-peasy job for our paparazzi to catch them in action.

"So what?" you ask. You're right! It is perfectly okay to go out on a date with a twist to make it fun, if not weird. The real kicker to all this is the scandalous whispers we heard about the mystery woman's financial situation. GASP! Apparently, Miss High Altitude here is strapped for cash and is using not just Mister QQCutie for money, but her other rich acquaintances too, just to get by! Just how scandalous you say? Some claim that she borrowed a huge amount of galleons from Noah to clear her mounting debt and is now repaying him with her company. DOUBLE GASP!

While we don't have solid evidence to support the claims, it's crystal clear that our dear Noah Mordaunt hasn't lost his game dating beautiful women and changing partners as quickly as changing his shirt for the day. Who can blame him though? The guy's a stud muffin with a loaded Gringott's vault.

That's it for now! Stay tuned for more hot goss updates on your favourite celebrities here on our juiciest gossip column.