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No offense, but who decided to decorate Hogwarts the way they did? Because this statue was .... a choice (derogatory). Kinsay James couldn't help but stop and stare with distaste as she made her way by it. Maybe as her parting gift to Hogwarts, she could suggest that they find a better art installation to replace it with.
And, perhaps, out of the goodness of her own heart, she might be willing to create something herself. See? So generous.
Like, the longer she stared, the worse it got. His head was sooo bald. And he had sooo many chins. Who was this guy anyway? Not anywhere important enough to know because Kins would've recognized him otherwise. So. Really, Hogwarts could probably do without him. She'd be sure to mention that if she ever made the case for a replacement installation.
To test its durability, she gave the great ugly statue a poke right on its third chin.
Hm.
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