A Poop * k8 *
Victoria didn't think she was being RUDE to Mamie at all, pfft. If she was being rude, the world would know.
But people were giving some really off the charts answers. Sticking charms? Potions? She tried not to make judgmental faces, though, since she didn't have any better ideas, either.
Think, think, think. "But a sticking charm won't help if your brooooooom goes FLYING! It might actually HURT you!" she said suddenly, not able to hold it in any longer. "Maybe when you fall, you can train your body to fall a certain way. Like, everyone knows falling on your bum is the best place since it is basically our ALL NATURAL CUSHION!" she smiled brightly. She didn't have MUCH cushion to speak of, but she supposed it was better than nothing.
__________________ "You can justify anything if you do it poetically enough."
Roman Gellar ● 1st Year ● Slytherin |