 Hey Ju! Or for anyone else who would like to help bring him to his senses Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
It must have felt like years ago that Oakey was in Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes. He tended to avoid buying prank toys for any of his kids opting for more of the muggle variety of entertainment to keep them occupied. It also helped that a majority of his kids were all young adults now. So what was Oakey doing back here in this joke shop you ask? Well it was a very reliable place to purchase a few things for some of his classes he was going to be teaching very soon. And of course he would need to get them off his own galleons. Still though it was worth the lesson he figured. For the greater g...no not that one. That was not the good he was trying to achieve. Stupid phrase was bad very bad and Kurumi's father was bad very dumb for even uttering it.
Anyways. Yes there were some items he knew the shop held that he would need to seek a shopkeep to discuss purchase of. Though the other item was easily found. He went to their display and selected a few Headless Hats. Putting a few under his arm. Then yeah just for kicks he placed one atop his own head. How brilliant. He must look ridiculous being a 40 some year old man without his head in a Joke Shop. Quite the sight you must be Oakey Gunter.
Yes well. He moved along to the counter then proceeded to trip over stray self winding yo-yo currently self winding itself on the floor. Right into a display of patented daydream charms.
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... .... ... What a wonderful trip this was back to Egypt. Oakey felt 20 years younger and was delving into an old tomb of some long dead pharaoh. He was deftly dodging dangerous traps laid out before. Nimbly dancing around the site as though he had no ounce of bad luck in his bones. He was going for a very rare and priceless item at the end of this tomb. He was better than Indiana Jones. Much more handsome too... ... ...
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Oakey was sitting in the pile of Patented Daydream charms one or two opened from the collision and he looked almost catatonic but blissful with a bit of drool come down his mouth. |