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How he always ended up being one of the firsts to the feast baffled him greatly, but here he was! Bumbling Schmoe in all his not-so glory. Dawned in robes of DEEP blue for his ~ravenclaws~. He was looking forward to a quiet sorting ceremony, a quieter feast, and an even quieter term where everything would surely be normal and there would not be any ghosts to possess students or once-in-a-lifetime storms or visits from belligerent Hogwarts founders, or mean french people.
He thought about all these things as he stumbled his way over to the table and sat down at his assigned seat. Seeing as no one else was around yet, he pulled out his newest purchase and decided to give it a whirl.
Not even a second in and uhhhhhhhhh...
Oh. Would you look at that?
Err... It appears that his fingers were..... StUCK?????? (Which was a very terrible thing for your fingers to be when you needed them to EAT food).
__________________ Days of Potter 2023:___________________________ Which Bertie Botts Flavour Are You?
You are Lemon! |