 Which came first, the phoenix or the flame?
Ashley jumped the fence. She was technically allowed to be here. She made a beeline for Simon, the Australian shepherd. Because y'know what? Ashley was Australian. "Hi Simon." She just sat there, telling Simon about life. "... And you know what then I got set on fire.................................... and then there was raw sewage? Isn't that gross.........And one day imma break a rib on that whomping willow and I better not puncture a lung.......... and then she called muggles stupid isn't that dumb.................................. and I can't believe it's almost November...... There are video games here..................................You know what they really need here? S U R F I N G................ Y'know what Simon I like you you're such a good listener." She could just talk and someone would listen. Ashley thought that was epic. Animals were usually nicer than everyone else, in Ashley's opinion. |