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astrocat · 09-09-2020, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl

Of COURSE Bernadette O. Grantham was on time or early for Muggle Studies. This was HER class, by Merlin. She marched in, nodded seriously to Professor Schmoe and his strong slinky game, added a bright, "HELLO, SIR," and then reported for duty to a desk and chair behind some first year.... Ravenclaws?

First years, bruh. They wanted to give the whole game up in one go, didn't they? Rattling on and on about the environment already? As though this was a Muggle SCIENCE class? Well Bernie knew what to do with them. She leaned forward, pressing one finger to her lips, and started SHHHHHHHING them LOUDLY.

"SHHHHHHHHH!" she hissed, taking in a big breath before beginning again. "SHHHHH unless you want DETENTION. Professor Schmoe gives REAL detentions to PROBLEM KIDS." Yeah, just ask whats-her-name the Book Beater from last year.

Bernie shot the pair of 'Claws a stern LOOK as well, one she was working on copying from the Headmaster. A LOOK that said don't make me destroy you. You know, since she was a big bad fourth year Muggle Studies Teaching Assistant and could do precisely that.

Ashley looked at the girl shushing her, who looked a little like the headmaster right now. And sounded like him. But she was clearly not the headmaster, because her death-stare was very meh. Ashley smirked. Annnd whispered robotically to the older girl, "The ozone layer has a hole in it and there are lots of greenhouse gasses so when the sun hits the earth extra-hard, it gets stuck." She thought for a moment. "Also, this is muggle studies and the lesson is pollution, so I would consider Global Warming to be a relevant subject." She turned back around to face the teacher.

09-09-2020, 09:44 PM	#17 (permalink)
astrocat Puffskein Join Date: Jul 2020 Location: New York City Posts: 2,146 Hogwarts RPG Name: Brandon Fox Hufflepuff Seventh Year Hogwarts RPG Name: Phoebe Calypso [s]Dupont[/s] Slytherin Fifth Year	Which came first, the phoenix or the flame? Quote: Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl Of COURSE Bernadette O. Grantham was on time or early for Muggle Studies. This was HER class, by Merlin. She marched in, nodded seriously to Professor Schmoe and his strong slinky game, added a bright, "HELLO, SIR," and then reported for duty to a desk and chair behind some first year.... Ravenclaws? First years, bruh. They wanted to give the whole game up in one go, didn't they? Rattling on and on about the environment already? As though this was a Muggle SCIENCE class? Well Bernie knew what to do with them. She leaned forward, pressing one finger to her lips, and started SHHHHHHHING them LOUDLY. "SHHHHHHHHH!" she hissed, taking in a big breath before beginning again. "SHHHHH unless you want DETENTION. Professor Schmoe gives REAL detentions to PROBLEM KIDS." Yeah, just ask whats-her-name the Book Beater from last year. Bernie shot the pair of 'Claws a stern LOOK as well, one she was working on copying from the Headmaster. A LOOK that said don't make me destroy you. You know, since she was a big bad fourth year Muggle Studies Teaching Assistant and could do precisely that. Ashley looked at the girl shushing her, who looked a little like the headmaster right now. And sounded like him. But she was clearly not the headmaster, because her death-stare was very meh. Ashley smirked. Annnd whispered robotically to the older girl, "The ozone layer has a hole in it and there are lots of greenhouse gasses so when the sun hits the earth extra-hard, it gets stuck." She thought for a moment. "Also, this is muggle studies and the lesson is pollution, so I would consider Global Warming to be a relevant subject." She turned back around to face the teacher.