 Who Am I? Ern's 2460FUN
Kale Trent had been super duper looking forward to the new term starting. He had the best friends anybody could ask for, and they were all UH SO ATTRACTIVE, GO FRIENDS, but, a l a S, the end of the summer also meant the end of Summer!Dad. Summer!Dad liked him. Summer!Dad wasn’t all up in his grill about rules. Mostly. There was that one count of grounding for, like, totally unfair reasons that he was still working through emotionally, but beyond that Summer!Dad was leaps and bounds better than Headmaster!Dad.
Headmaster!Dad reared his ugly head like an unwanted pimple each September. And acne was really hard to ignore. LUCKILY MAVIS WAS COMING!!!
Mavis, the world’s greatest lil sister. Mavis, the actual spot of sunshine in his life AND the coolest person possibly in the universe. MAVIS WAS HERE. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Mavis was getting sorted.
Kale sent a lil prayer to whoever was listening that she be sorted somewhere that made her happy, Gods of Tap Dance probably, and flounced over to the Gryffindor Table.
Loads of his buds had already made their way to the table. He wiggled fingers at them, overflowing with excitement, and saNG as LOUDLY as he could manage, ”Ouuuuuuuut there! There's a world outside of Yonkersssssss! Way out there beyond this hick town Barnaby. There's a sliCK TOWN BARNABY!”
Or in Kale speak, Hello! (dolly hehehehe)
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