 "HeAdMaStEr TrEnT sAiD iT's oKaY" uh huh, convenient for Dani to know this Professor Pink | Mrs. Bruce Wayne | I'm on a Goat | Glitterpuff | Dumbledore's Defense Squad | BHB
"I DON'T GET in trouble anymore, trouble just FINDS me," Bernie declared LOUUUUUUUDLY, her voice echoing around the underground space as she turned to see....er, well, a flock of people following her and the man she was following. What was a group of people called again? Were they called a flock? Or a herd? A posse? Mob? Gang? Or a club?
She was going to go with club, because remembering things was hard right now, and clubs made her think of sandwiches, and she could probably go for a sandwich in the Great Hall right now.
"Hi Pheebs, Missa, Kitkat, Ivyleagues, Isla B.........." pause for a LOUD GASP! of appreciation, "SCHMOEEEEEEE! Professor Schmoe! OMG HIIIII!" Bernie SQUEALED like the WORLD'S BIGGEST FANGIRL at the sight of the Muggle Studies professor bringing up the rear.
WAS THIS HER BIRTHDAY or what?! It was like Defense Against the Dark Arts and Crafts class all over again!!!! All she needed was Blake Ryan to join the party and THEN they could start dancing, taking selfies, making memes, baking cakes, crocheting tiny hats for house elves, and all the other things Bernie enjoyed doing on a regular basis with her favorite people minus any rule-breaking, because she was NOT getting in trouble this year.
"Hey, that reminds me...." Bernie squinted around at her the weatherman's fanclub. Phoebe calling him 'the storm guy' really made things click for her. THAT'S how she knew him. AND, on the topic of parties... "Did anyone happen to bring their flat Newt Scamander with them? I forgot mine somewhere in the castle already but I feel like THIS," she gestured to the chamber they were in with a big, distracting grin, "Would be a real cool place for a photo op. OH, and YOU," she pointed to the weatherman she'd been following, "YOU can be our celebrity photobomber!!! A CELEBRITY APPEARANCE!"
She was gonna get SO MANY POINTS for this!!! She thought about putting Schmoe in the picture too, but he actually TOOK good photos. and no offense, he wasn't that photogenic, the poor noodle man.
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