Originally Posted by Waterloo

Yoooooooo, you have all gone IN on this thread and I had such a blast reading through all of these omg. idk man, there's just something so satisfying about sorting non-HP characters. ok ok ok so while I've been working from home, I've been on a Gilmore Girls re-watch so let me just... ahem:

Lorelai Gilmore - honestly, this is the one that has me torn the most and if anyone else has watched GG I'd love to hear your thoughts. My gut screams Gryffindor. She's courageous, has a ton of nerve and isn't afraid to take risks. She's deffo an act now, think later type. BUT she also gives me Hufflepuff vibes too. She's SUPER hard-working (hello, her blood, sweat and tears basically went into building that inn) and fiercely loyal.

Rory Gilmore - straight up Ravenclaw.

Emily Gilmore - Shrewd? Calculating? Trying to manipulate situations to suit her own needs? Slytherin, 100%

Richard Gilmore - Ravenclaw? Hufflepuff? ugh, help me out here.

Luke Danes - Hufflepuff for sure. Luke is the epitome of angry badger. He might have a grumpy exterior but he'd go out of his way and do whatever it takes to look after his peeps.

Jess - He strikes me as Slytherin with a dash of Ravenclaw.

Lane - She rebelled against her mum and joined a rock band. If that doesn't scream Gryffindor idk what does.

Dean - This is another toughie because on the outside he comes across as sweet boy-next-door and could maybe slot nicely into Hufflepuff. But I don't know. He's made some quite questionable decisions that don't strike me as 'puff and has a bit of a manipulative streak. But I also can't see another fit for him??? Help. I'm inconclusive here.

Logan - Slytherin. Are the Huntzberger's the Malfoy's of the GG world? lol

Originally Posted by Daemon

GILMORE GIRLS!!!!!!!

My two cents:

Lorelai - I see your Gryffindor and raise you Slytherin bc my gut instincts disagree with yours XD. For all of her courage she's just as manipulative as her mother, and at the end of the day looks out for herself and her own (Rory). I do agree that she has a lot of Hufflepuff in her (that 'unafraid of toil' line in particular really applies to her, she's the hardest working character in that show by a mile) but she's really hard to sort. So. Idk I have no conclusion here.

Richard - I was super convinced he was a Ravenclaw my entire life but now you've said Hufflepuff and m8 I SEE IT. His marriage to Emily just makes him even more of a Hufflepuff in my eyes now. LSIDJFLISD. Hufflepuff?

Jess - Ravenclaw. R a v e n c l a w. His Slytherin qualities still scream Ravenclaw to me.

Dean - never made it to Hogwarts I want to say Slytherin, honestly, but his loyalties... idk. Maybe Gryffindor. I don't see him in Hufflepuff.

And I'd like to add:

Paris Geller - honestly, I'm curious about your opinions.

Originally Posted by Waterloo

Lorelai - Well now you've thrown Slytherin into the mix I can see that too. DANI, WHY

Richard - RIGHT? On paper, he's a 'claw but so many times we see him peace-keeping and acting as mediator.

Jess - I think it's the whole 'bad boy' persona that immediately makes me want to put him in Slytherin (misconception, not all bad boys are Slytherin GOSH) but RAVENCLAW I'm down for that. Love that Ravenclaw angst.

Dean - I just...... idk, he definitely doesn't strike me as Slytherin. But I also don't see him in Gryffindor either. Maybe he fits into the 'she took the rest' category of Hufflepuff because I'm at a loss with this dude.

Paris - PARIS. Hands down, one of my faves. She won't let anyone stand in her way and will step on all the toes to get what she wants. She's so ambitious it hurts. She says it how it is and isn't afraid of hurting feelings if it means she gets what she wants. I can't see her anywhere other than Slytherin, tbh.