Okay so if you know me AT ALL you know I'm an Office (US) stan, and uh, here are my Sortings for the characters from there.
- Michael Scott: Hufflepuff. I feel like if he were in our SSRPG, he'd accidentally get himself killed at Hogwarts, maybe by driving his broom into the lake? XD
- Angela Martin: Slytherin no doubt
- Creed Bratton: Slytherin lmao c'mon
- Stanley Hudson: Hufflepuff or even a Slytherin, y'know?
- Ryan Howard: Slytherin ew ew ew
- Kelly Kapoor: gonna go with Hufflepuff here even though Mindy and I have beef
- Oscar Martinez: Ravenclaw, we all know this
- Phyllis Vance: Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw. I could see her knitting mittens in either common room.
- Erin Hannon: Gryffindor for sure. She's a brave kid.
- Pam Beesly Halpert: Hufflepuff, c'mon, she has such a heart of gold
- Jim Halpert: Gryffindor LOL he's a Big Gryff instead of a Big Tuna
- Andy Bernard: Ravenclaw, like a Roger Davies or something lol
- Dwight Schrute: Gryffindor - listen, if Percy could do it, so can Dwight XD
- Toby Flenderson: Hufflepuff and I'm sure he and Michael would argue all the time but I really want them to be Housemates in my fanfic lmao
- Meredith Palmer: Slytherin I suppose, though she could also make it as a Gryff
- Kevin Malone: Hufflepuff FOR SURE lol
- Darryl Philbin: Slytherin I think, he's pretty clever though, could be a Claw
- Gabe from Saber: Ravenclaw for his niche interests like samurai swords and seahorse perfume
- David Wallace: Ravenclaw, I think
- Jan Levinson: Slytherin all DAY
- Holly Partridge: Gryffindor, maybe Hufflepuff
alright, that's it for me
Side note: I found
this article doing the same thing as me (pfffffft) but their Sortings are off imho hehe.