 Bernie would LOVE to start Spew 2.0. We can called it SPEWED. Professor Pink | Mrs. Bruce Wayne | I'm on a Goat | Glitterpuff | Dumbledore's Defense Squad | BHB
"Wait, whaaaaaaaaat?" Bernie let out a laugh because she didn't know what Juliette meant about Muggle toilets. They weren't THAT different from Wizard toilets, were they? "Is there a house elf named Bidet?" Is that what she meant? Probably! Wow, there were even MORE elves than Bernie had known about! Cool!
AHAHA! Great idea! Bernie clapped her hands BIG TIME for Juliette, then decided that snapping like Kitridge was the new thing, and snapped instead. SNAP SNAPS for YOU, MISS GRYFFINROAR! "Yeah no, don't you usually just find your furniture on the street or in the dumpster or in your neighbor's flat when they get evicted?" Bernie tilted her head at Juliette; she really kinda thought everyone just found furniture like her parents did. Who could afford brand-new stuff? Seriously! But the catalog was a good plan. Any excuse to visit Schmoe, ho ho ho!
Bernie hopped down off the table at the appearance of the house elf. Naturally she was SO ExCITED TO SEE HER that she started gushing and blubbering, "Yayayayayayay," under her breath. "HI HOUSE ELF," she loudly greeted the pinkish elf, before remembering that most elves were SHY and therefore she should be QUIETER.
"Yes, what Miss Juliette said," she said, copying her dormmate. "We do. We NEED a cake, just like she described. With icing, please. And sprinkles. Please."
Oh, and also, "Is your name Bidet or Toto?" Bernie thought they ought to CHECK!
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