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....hmm, Juliette was pretty insistent that Momo worked here. Bernadette had just enough doubt in her memory of the house elves that LO AND BEHOLD, at the other girl's insistence, she decided to believe Juliette. About both of those names. "I can't believe they named an elf after the dog from The Wizard of Oz," the third year replied with a somber shake of her head. "SAD!" Elves deserved more respect than that, c'mon! They should come up with their OWN names!!!
Back to the prank idea. "YES!" Bernie shouted with glee. "Actually, let's use the name of a specific Slytherin. Like Claudine Blaze. And then we'll write the note so it LOOKS all fancy, like it's from a typewrit-- er, from a fancy establishment, so no one will recognize our handwriting." It was a BRILLIANT plan, congratulations, Juliette. She was now in Bernie's good books so long as she helped her smear Claudine a little bit.
Bernie didn't notice the reaction to her loudness; she was just LOUD a LOT and others usually got used to it. "I mean, yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah?" What was wrong with that idea? Bernie was resourceful, and honestly didn't even have enough money to contemplate spending it on someone else. "I dunno, I've never bought furniture." BUT! "Schmoe might have a catalogue we can shop from. We used it one time in Muggle Studies." And boy had she hated that lesson. So, Bernie would definitely prefer making a bed out of pots and pans, frankly.
Hokai. She started touching some of the pots at Juliette's suggestion, standing up and bringing one from under the table to on top of it. Naturally, the Gryffindor let the pot fall at a height so it banged on the table REAL LOUD.
"TWINKIEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Yes, she believed Juliette yet again, "Where AAAAAAAARE YOU?" Dunno, why WOULD a house elf hide from either of these two? "I mean, I know they're shy and all..." Bernie now chewed at her lip a little as she was struck with something resembling a conscience, "but we haven't even been THAT loud yet."
Trust, fam: she could be MUCH louder.
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