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Of course she was paying attention ...... so uh say what now on this next text?? Ordering a series of events in Newt Scamander's life? Uh, she was only alive sixteen years and she could barely tell you the order things happened in her own life, which was hardly even an inkling of extraordinary in comparison.
Soooo hmmm.... the chronological order of things. Why was he banned from hogwarts? Was it because he was too smart for his own britches in terms of creating some ban? Or did it have absolutely nothing to do with any of the events listed? Wasn't Tina Goldstein an American? Did he meet her as a penpal first and she encouraged him to do something stupid to be expelled so he can run off with her instead of waiting until graduation? Or did he meet Tina Goldstein after graduation? Actually, the penpal thing maybe made sense...
- Met Tina Goldstein [via penpal]
- Created the Werewolf Ledger [which then...]
- Gets him expelled from Hogwarts [so he can run off with Goldstein who then...]
- Commissions Scamander to write Fantastics Beasts and Where to find them
- Gets awarded Order of Merlin, Second Class as a result
- So he then writes and passes the ban on experimental breeding
Yea, this sounded legit. Maybe.
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