plop.... splat... drip

If you're walking through a high owl-traffic area, these are the sounds you might hear. Those sounds coming from flying animals might cause some alarm. When you look up to see where the splatting of smelly liquid comes from, be careful because you might be a target for the next owl that flies by. In fact, you probably shouldn't look up at all and you might want to bring an umbrella to work tomorrow. Without functioning Ministry memos, they don't really have much work to do.

Owl poo is quite smelly. Did someone feed them fried chicken again?