 Professor Pink | Mrs. Bruce Wayne | I'm on a Goat | Glitterpuff | Dumbledore's Defense Squad | BHB
Right, Bernie could T O T A L L Y raise a baby. It wasn't that different from raising a cat, and even though she'd actually never been allowed 'round cats OR babies, as the official Muggle Studies Assistant Professor Teaching Assistant, she was fully confident in her abilities to rock this assignment.
"Hello, Professor Schmoe." Bernie bounced up to him, all ready to GO. "Do you need help passing out babies? I can hand them out. I can hand off the diaper bags if you need me to." Anything he needed, she'd help with!
And then she could pick her baby out last, like, they could save the best one for her. Mmkay thanks!
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