 Tell Them I'm Trapped in an Oil Painting
LE SIGH. Things were so incredibly BORING around here, which was such a shame because you'd think with the students being back, it would be like a 24/7 soap opera! But NOPE! No one ever looked at the portrait of the small blonde witch, with perfectly styled curls and a blue ribbon in her hair, because that stupid Sir Cadogan was so loud and demanded everyone's attention. The setting of her portrait - her comfortable, but utterly boring English cottage in the countryside - didn't help. No one ever paid her any attention. She just wanted some entertainment! Some socialization!
So, the young blonde witch - whose name was Roberta, not that anyone had ever bothered to ask - was perched on the side of her frame, making very LOUD and obnoxious HUFFING noises any time anyone passed. Someone come talk to her! |