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When Nostredame came round to see how they were doing, Lucas, uh, blushed. Again. But he tried to hide it, he really did! He offered the man a smile, albeit a nervous one but the smile was there. Was he going to tell him off? Apparently not. Just mention something about checking if the shield charm worked or not by pinching himself.
Well, pinching sounded better than using the Blasting Curse so-
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Uh???? What was the Headmistress doing here?
Lucas watched on in confusion but, apparently, he didn’t need to wait long for an answer. She looked MAD, positively FUMING, and it was all because they were in the Rose Garden? He looked around him at these flowers. He knew she cared about them but this was a little extreme, wasn’t it? Not to mention insulting. She almost made them sound like they were going to go rabid on the flowers.
The flowers that were now on fire.
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Oh Merlin. No no no no no. This was not........ this was not happening.
Maybe he really did need to pinch himself. Check if he was still awake.
But even as he thought this, he couldn’t take his eyes off of the scene in front of him. He stared in HORROR as the Headmistress looked like she had EXPLODED with anger. He could practically see the fumes coming out of her ears right now. But worst of all, she was grabbing a first year - the culprit? - by the scruff of her collar? Uh????
It was only at the sound of the grumbling that he tore his eyes away from the scene and found himself looking up, instead. Were those......... gargoyles?? Gargoyles who were now looking like bodyguards to the Headmistress. Something he would have been a little curious about if it wasn’t for the fact that one was going for Bernadette’s wand.
Too much. This was all TOO MUCH.
Lucas froze where he stood, eyes wide and his wand still clutched in his hand. It was the only thing stopping him from screaming. Though, it was hard not to when Cece then went on to drench the Headmistress and another first year was talking about zapping. And another first year was........ exercising????
No. No no no. How did a simple lesson on phase-shifting creatures turn into this?! What were they supposed to do now??
Drop their wands, according to Nostredame. Which he did. And he held up both of his hands as a way of surrendering.
Not dying. Not today.
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