 Guttergroit (Purple!) and Striketumsempras (Black!) ∞ 17 | RP entrepreneur | defies gravity | Miss George is flawless | blanket burrito lyfe
It would be a lie to say that you couldn’t hear Theophilus coming before he arrived. His laugh echoed the whole way from the entrance and his bowling shoes (his ones from home and not those disgusting provided ones) were heavy heeled so he clicked and clacked his way across to his Ministry colleagues. Of course, he would not be himself if he hadn’t grabbed a bunch of food for himself and carried it over.
In fact, there were already greasy fingerprints smeared across his PURPLE shirt. Man, whoever came up with these team names was… well, they were a COMEDIAN. SO FUNNY. HAH HAH HAH. GUTTERGROIT. HAHAHAHAOOOHHOHOHO. Wiping his mouth on the back of his hand, Theophilus GRINNED at those sporting purple shirts also.
”Theophilus Darcy, ladies and gents. Almost professional bowler. Semi professional ballroom dancer. Oh, and absolutely professional and Olympic champion at eating.”
They were welcome.
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Another year, another work orientation that Eliora was probably going to regret. Being in this role meant that she had to attend with a smile on her face. However, this time she was in ridiculous bowling shoes that made her legs look shorter. At least she was able to wear jeans to a work thing this year. And not a gown or pack a bloody picnic basket. And she hadn’t had to bring her kids and pretend she was a family friendly parent! Excellent.
Grabbing herself a black shirt, Eliora immediately looked for the coffee and was immediately annoyed to not find a coffee machine to hand. WHAT REAL ESTABLISHMENT DIDN’T HAVE A COFFEE MACHINE AVAILABLE INSTANTLY FOR HER WITH THE GOOD COFFEE?!?! HAD THEY NOT PUT THIS ON THE LIST OF NON-NEGOTIABLES WHEN FINDING A VENUE!??!?!!?!!!!! FuUUuuUUUUUUuuuuuuuume.
Quickly (and absolutely annoyed), Eliora stormed her way towards the corner that James was lacing his shoes up in and made sure he knew that she was annoyed by getting as close as humanly possible and whining. Attention please. ”Did you see a coffee machine? I didn’t. I don’t get paid enough for that.” New work husband. Pleaaaaaaaaaaase.
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