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'Don't fall into the fire' was a very weird set of instructions but it was enough to make Lucas chortle. He wasn't part salamander so no, falling into the fire wasn't an option for him unfortunately. He couldn't help but wonder how great it would be to be a Salamander right now but....... well, they didn't live for very long, did they? Especially outside of the flames.
The clap from Cornish was enough to break him out of his thoughts and glance over at the man, instead. Was he aware that they weren't the centre of the universe? Uh, yeah? His mind immediately started to wander towards astronomy and how, no, they could never be the centre of something so big. It was impossible!
But they weren't talking about astronomy, unfortunately, so he started looking around him, instead. He...... had half a mind to say salamander, just to be funny - because he, Lucas Dakest, CAN be funny not - but he also didn't know how Cornish would react to that so..... he had to find something else. Something like......
........... "Um, well," he started, moving a hand away from the fire to raise it up in the air, "they aren't here here but there are winged horses in the barns." And they were great and he loved them.
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