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ArianaBlack · 03-07-2019, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Nordic Witch

If there was something Joshua had found in his second year of teaching at the school was that he had little patience for drama, but he could though show empathy for the situation. Zoryn was clearly scared and had panicked in the moment, but who wouldn’t when an exquisitely big and blooming wonderful venomous tentacula locked a tentacle around your leg? He had done that too on occassion.

Professor Wishart lovingly swatted away a tentacle before he turned his eyes on Zoryn correcting her mildly some understanding in his voice. "This lovely and exquisite venomous tentacula girl didn’t eat you Zoryn. She is just teething and hungry so she tries to get her hands on anything she can, you just showed up at the wrong time. I’m sorry if you got scared by her." Pulling out his wand he accioed two dead chizpurfles that the venomous tentacula quickly started to feast on behind his back.

Putting his wand back in it’s holster he asked curiosity clear in his tone as he focused his full attention on Zoryn. "What can you want to be studying in here? This section of the greenhouse isn’t open to student’s outside of classes because of the dangerous plants in here."

But this wasn't just any drama.

SHE. COULD. HAVE. DIED!!!!!!!!!

Apparently that meant nothing around here anymore. Now that people were just dying left and right, apparently death was OKAY. "No offense, Professor," for the record, she meant FULL offense, "but lovely and exquisite are the last two words I would use to describe her." Also, had he just gendered a plant?????? Um. Okay, dude. Zor didn't even want to know how he had gotten that kind of information.

She was absolutely unimpressed. Not scared. Try, ALMOST DEAD.

"It is? Are you sure? I thought this was greenhouse two." Nah, she wasn't that dumb. But what he didn't know wouldn't hurt him. BECAUSE APPARENTLY HE WAS FINE WITH PLANTS THAT ASSAULTED HUMANS!!!!!

03-07-2019, 06:25 PM	#17 (permalink)
ArianaBlack Assistant Forum Manager Quibbler & Newbie Mod Ashwinder Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: #6e5f57 \|#ff5470 Posts: 13,710 Hogwarts RPG Name: Alfie Adair Hufflepuff Third Year Hogwarts RPG Name: Laini Gracae-Ryans Slytherin Second Year x10 x1	i'd apologize, but at this point i think this is expected doesn't proofread tweets \| #wrongaboutcereal \| #siriusly? \| emo to the extremo Quote: Originally Posted by Nordic Witch If there was something Joshua had found in his second year of teaching at the school was that he had little patience for drama, but he could though show empathy for the situation. Zoryn was clearly scared and had panicked in the moment, but who wouldn’t when an exquisitely big and blooming wonderful venomous tentacula locked a tentacle around your leg? He had done that too on occassion. Professor Wishart lovingly swatted away a tentacle before he turned his eyes on Zoryn correcting her mildly some understanding in his voice. "This lovely and exquisite venomous tentacula girl didn’t eat you Zoryn. She is just teething and hungry so she tries to get her hands on anything she can, you just showed up at the wrong time. I’m sorry if you got scared by her." Pulling out his wand he accioed two dead chizpurfles that the venomous tentacula quickly started to feast on behind his back. Putting his wand back in it’s holster he asked curiosity clear in his tone as he focused his full attention on Zoryn. "What can you want to be studying in here? This section of the greenhouse isn’t open to student’s outside of classes because of the dangerous plants in here." But this wasn't just any drama. SHE. COULD. HAVE. DIED!!!!!!!!! Apparently that meant nothing around here anymore. Now that people were just dying left and right, apparently death was OKAY. "No offense, Professor," for the record, she meant FULL offense, *"but lovely and exquisite are the last* two words I would use to describe her."** Also, had he just gendered a plant?????? Um. Okay, dude. Zor didn't even want to know how he had gotten that kind of information. She was absolutely unimpressed. Not scared. Try, ALMOST DEAD. "It is? Are you sure? I thought this was greenhouse two." Nah, she wasn't that dumb. But what he didn't know wouldn't hurt him. BECAUSE APPARENTLY HE WAS FINE WITH PLANTS THAT ASSAULTED HUMANS!!!!! __________________ Days of Potter 2023:___________________________ Which Bertie Botts Flavour Are You? You are Lemon!