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ArianaBlack · 03-03-2019, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by sweetpinkpixie

In response to the owl received in his office, an overstuffed opossum waddled its way through the door and flopped over on to its side for a few beats before lazily rolling over on to its back. An impractical corporal form to be sure, the message 'spoken' from the silvery creature in the voice of one Charles Hollingberry was no less clear.

"Trouble at Hogwarts School at Witchcraft and Wizardry in the form of a pest infestation and accompanying unknown illness infecting students. Assemble in my office immediately."

And then, while still playing dead, the patronus dissipated into thin air.

Well... This is something you never wanted to see. A patronus never came around to deliver any good news. It wasn't ever a 'hey friend, missed you thought I'd send my animal spell to say hello'. It was always 'SOMETHING BAD IS HAPPENING PLEASE DISREGARD ALL THE HARD WORK YOU'VE BEEN DOING BECAUSE YOU NEED TO DROP IT IMMEDIATELY'.

So was James surprised by the message? Only slightly.

He wasted no time getting up from his chair and heading out for the Minister's office. Another day, another drama.

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Originally Posted by Bazinga

Ah, yes that was good that Charles spoke about it and really she would have never thought he wouldn't. What a breath of fresh air it was to have a minster do his job. So this wouldn't take long at all. "Good, so you know that we each term will do one to two things to promote healthier lifestyles for our employees. One of those ideas involved your department so I hope I am still able to have the creature assistance with you as the head." It would be sad if all the approvals had gone to waste.

"This term I'd like to have some Yoga classes, we are going to do some different ones that I have researched and one is a Niffler Yoga. During yoga we have shiny pieces that float around so that the nifflers have something to chase, but they are free to climb on the people doing the yoga. It's a unique animal therapy that combines with the art of yoga to help calm and relax a person." She was super excited to get to do this.

Now would he let her is the question, "You could meet the instructor beforehand if you want to make sure that she has done this before, but her qualifications say that she is an expert in Niffler Yoga."

.........................

Just want to make sure he heard that correctly........... But, did she say.... Niffler Yoga?

......... Blink........... Blink Blink.................Blink Blink Blink...........................???

James tilted his head, gave her what could only be described as a 'what in the hell' sort of look. And actually had to take a moment to recollect himself at the risk of opening his mouth and bursting into a fit of laughter. Niffler Yoga was the most OUTRAGEOUS thing he had ever heard in his entire life.

"I'm..... Not sure I understand............. How exactly does this involve me?....." ??? Because, this Niffler lady would be providing her own Nifflers if she was such an expert... Right?

And..... Did Victoria actually think this stuff worked????? James was seriously doubting his colleagues.

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ArianaBlack Ashwinder Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: #6e5f57 \|#ff5470 Posts: 13,726 Hogwarts RPG Name: Alfie Adair Hufflepuff Sixth Year Hogwarts RPG Name: Laini Gracae-Ryans Slytherin Fifth Year Hogwarts RPG Name: Claude Botros-Giordano Ravenclaw Seventh Year x10 x1	diff Tls woooo doesn't proofread tweets \| #wrongaboutcereal \| #siriusly? \| emo to the extremo Quote: Originally Posted by sweetpinkpixie In response to the owl received in his office, an overstuffed opossum waddled its way through the door and flopped over on to its side for a few beats before lazily rolling over on to its back. An impractical corporal form to be sure, the message 'spoken' from the silvery creature in the voice of one Charles Hollingberry was no less clear. "Trouble at Hogwarts School at Witchcraft and Wizardry in the form of a pest infestation and accompanying unknown illness infecting students. Assemble in my office immediately." And then, while still playing dead, the patronus dissipated into thin air. Well... This is something you never wanted to see. A patronus never came around to deliver any good news. It wasn't ever a 'hey friend, missed you thought I'd send my animal spell to say hello'. It was always 'SOMETHING BAD IS HAPPENING PLEASE DISREGARD ALL THE HARD WORK YOU'VE BEEN DOING BECAUSE YOU NEED TO DROP IT IMMEDIATELY'. So was James surprised by the message? Only slightly. He wasted no time getting up from his chair and heading out for the Minister's office. Another day, another drama. Quote: Originally Posted by Bazinga Ah, yes that was good that Charles spoke about it and really she would have never thought he wouldn't. What a breath of fresh air it was to have a minster do his job. So this wouldn't take long at all. "Good, so you know that we each term will do one to two things to promote healthier lifestyles for our employees. One of those ideas involved your department so I hope I am still able to have the creature assistance with you as the head." It would be sad if all the approvals had gone to waste. "This term I'd like to have some Yoga classes, we are going to do some different ones that I have researched and one is a Niffler Yoga. During yoga we have shiny pieces that float around so that the nifflers have something to chase, but they are free to climb on the people doing the yoga. It's a unique animal therapy that combines with the art of yoga to help calm and relax a person." She was super excited to get to do this. Now would he let her is the question, "You could meet the instructor beforehand if you want to make sure that she has done this before, but her qualifications say that she is an expert in Niffler Yoga." ......................... Just want to make sure he heard that correctly........... But, did she say.... Niffler Yoga? ......... Blink........... Blink Blink.................Blink Blink Blink...........................??? James tilted his head, gave her what could only be described as a 'what in the hell' sort of look. And actually had to take a moment to recollect himself at the risk of opening his mouth and bursting into a fit of laughter. Niffler Yoga was the most OUTRAGEOUS thing he had ever heard in his entire life. "I'm..... Not sure I understand............. How exactly does this involve me?....." ??? Because, this Niffler lady would be providing her own Nifflers if she was such an expert... Right? And..... Did Victoria actually think this stuff worked????? James was seriously doubting his colleagues. __________________ Days of Potter 2023:___________________________ Which Bertie Botts Flavour Are You? You are Lemon!