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Shanners · 02-14-2019, 08:47 PM

Division One - Office of Misinformation
Muggle-Worthy Excuse Committee and Muggle Liaison Office

Originally the Office of Misinformation was a singular entity under the jurisdiction of the Department of Magical Creatures, but in 2046 it was moved to the Department of Magical Accidents and Catastrophes to better facilitate close working relationships with the Muggle-Worthy Excuse Committee and the Obliviator Headquarters. It became its own division in August 2052 and subsumed the Obliviator Headquarters, the Memory Restoration and Retrieval Bureau, and the newly formed Reminisciator Unit by December of that year. The Office of Misinformation absorbed the Muggle-Worthy Excuse Committee and Muggle Liaison Office and streamlined the positions on the Committee in March 2079. The division has a close working relationship with all other departments, particularly the Department of Magical Creatures in relation to Yeti and Kelpie sightings, the most famous being the ongoing Loch Ness Monster situation, in which the division actively works to convince Muggles that all photographic evidence of the Loch Ness Monster is fake. The Office of Misinformation liaises directly with the Muggle prime minister to seek a plausible non-magical explanation for magical events, and is the first point of contact for maintaining the integrity of the Statute of Secrecy.

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Muggle-Worthy Excuse Chair
Requirements and Job Description:
The Muggle-Worthy Excuse Chair is tasked with leading all excuse-related endeavors this division undertakes, and ensuring that appropriate committee members are consulted regarding their specialty areas of excuse creation. The chair holds regular meetings, at least once per-month, and must ensure that a range of generic excuses are on hand to cover minor breaches. The chair is required to liaise with the Office of Misinformation on a regular basis, and report regularly to the Department Head of Accidents and Catastrophes, as well as be available to other Department Heads as required. A working familiarity with all specialist Arbitrator and Consultant roles is necessary, and leadership experience is a must. Six NEWTs, including Muggle Studies is necessary for this role.

WANTED

SPOILER!!: Wanted

bio goes here

Excuse Credibility Exemplar Officer [2]
Requirements and Job Description:
Exemplar Officers are required to convince Muggles, without exception, that the explanations provided by the rest of the division are fact. They are part of a reactionary branch; when a proposed excuse is reportedly falling flat, members of the Exemplar Team use their wide assortment of charmed objects and outfits in the presence of Muggles to bring credibility to earlier reports. One of the most prominent needs for the Exemplar Team comes from over-used excuses. Exemplar Officers may be required from time to time to draft, submit, and diversify responses to magically witnessed events in the Muggle World. Exemplar Officers must attend all Muggle-Worthy Excuse Committee meetings, and need to actively research possible excuses and explanations within their assigned area. This includes keeping themselves educated on advancements and changes within the Muggle world, and may require training in a Muggle facility in order to specialize in their skill area. Exemplar Officers must possess a wide variety of skills and have a firm grasp on all aspects of the Muggle lifestle. They require an O grade in NEWT level Muggle Studies, and should also have an E grade in NEWT level Astronomy, Care of Magical Creatures, Potions or equivalent experience as judged by the Department Head. Care of Magical Creatures is recommended. Top physical fitness is mandatory.

WANTED

SPOILER!!: Wanted

bio goes here

WANTED

SPOILER!!: Wanted

bio goes here

Muggle Specialist Consultants [3]
Requirements and Job Description:
Muggle Specialist Consultants are required to advise the Office of Misinformation and any other ministry division as requested regarding their assigned area of expertise in relation to viable excuses for statute maintenance. Muggle Specialist Consultants must attend all Muggle-Worthy Excuse Committee meetings, and need to actively research possible excuses and explanations within their assigned area. This includes keeping themselves educated on advancements and changes within the Muggle world and may require training in a Muggle facility in order to specialize in their skill area. Muggle Specialist Consultants must keep up with all current events and developments within the all aspects of Muggle community. An O grade in NEWT level Muggle Studies is required for this role, as well as real life experience living among Muggles. Work experience within a Muggle workplace is also encouraged.

WANTED

SPOILER!!: Wanted

bio goes here

WANTED

SPOILER!!: Wanted

bio goes here

WANTED

SPOILER!!: Wanted

bio goes here

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Shanners DMAC & DMC Manticore Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: whoville Posts: 43,373 Gryffindor Sixth Year First Year x7 x5	Division One - Office of Misinformation [Muggle-Worthy Excuse Committee] ∞ 17 \| RP entrepreneur \| defies gravity \| Miss George is flawless \| blanket burrito lyfe Division One - Office of Misinformation Muggle-Worthy Excuse Committee and Muggle Liaison Office Originally the Office of Misinformation was a singular entity under the jurisdiction of the Department of Magical Creatures, but in 2046 it was moved to the Department of Magical Accidents and Catastrophes to better facilitate close working relationships with the Muggle-Worthy Excuse Committee and the Obliviator Headquarters. It became its own division in August 2052 and subsumed the Obliviator Headquarters, the Memory Restoration and Retrieval Bureau, and the newly formed Reminisciator Unit by December of that year. The Office of Misinformation absorbed the Muggle-Worthy Excuse Committee and Muggle Liaison Office and streamlined the positions on the Committee in March 2079. The division has a close working relationship with all other departments, particularly the Department of Magical Creatures in relation to Yeti and Kelpie sightings, the most famous being the ongoing Loch Ness Monster situation, in which the division actively works to convince Muggles that all photographic evidence of the Loch Ness Monster is fake. The Office of Misinformation liaises directly with the Muggle prime minister to seek a plausible non-magical explanation for magical events, and is the first point of contact for maintaining the integrity of the Statute of Secrecy. - - - - - - Muggle-Worthy Excuse Chair Requirements and Job Description: The Muggle-Worthy Excuse Chair is tasked with leading all excuse-related endeavors this division undertakes, and ensuring that appropriate committee members are consulted regarding their specialty areas of excuse creation. The chair holds regular meetings, at least once per-month, and must ensure that a range of generic excuses are on hand to cover minor breaches. The chair is required to liaise with the Office of Misinformation on a regular basis, and report regularly to the Department Head of Accidents and Catastrophes, as well as be available to other Department Heads as required. A working familiarity with all specialist Arbitrator and Consultant roles is necessary, and leadership experience is a must. Six NEWTs, including Muggle Studies is necessary for this role. WANTED SPOILER!!: Wanted bio goes here Excuse Credibility Exemplar Officer [2] Requirements and Job Description: Exemplar Officers are required to convince Muggles, without exception, that the explanations provided by the rest of the division are fact. They are part of a reactionary branch; when a proposed excuse is reportedly falling flat, members of the Exemplar Team use their wide assortment of charmed objects and outfits in the presence of Muggles to bring credibility to earlier reports. One of the most prominent needs for the Exemplar Team comes from over-used excuses. Exemplar Officers may be required from time to time to draft, submit, and diversify responses to magically witnessed events in the Muggle World. Exemplar Officers must attend all Muggle-Worthy Excuse Committee meetings, and need to actively research possible excuses and explanations within their assigned area. This includes keeping themselves educated on advancements and changes within the Muggle world, and may require training in a Muggle facility in order to specialize in their skill area. Exemplar Officers must possess a wide variety of skills and have a firm grasp on all aspects of the Muggle lifestle. They require an O grade in NEWT level Muggle Studies, and should also have an E grade in NEWT level Astronomy, Care of Magical Creatures, Potions or equivalent experience as judged by the Department Head. Care of Magical Creatures is recommended. Top physical fitness is mandatory. WANTED SPOILER!!: Wanted bio goes here WANTED SPOILER!!: Wanted bio goes here Muggle Specialist Consultants [3] Requirements and Job Description: Muggle Specialist Consultants are required to advise the Office of Misinformation and any other ministry division as requested regarding their assigned area of expertise in relation to viable excuses for statute maintenance. Muggle Specialist Consultants must attend all Muggle-Worthy Excuse Committee meetings, and need to actively research possible excuses and explanations within their assigned area. This includes keeping themselves educated on advancements and changes within the Muggle world and may require training in a Muggle facility in order to specialize in their skill area. Muggle Specialist Consultants must keep up with all current events and developments within the all aspects of Muggle community. An O grade in NEWT level Muggle Studies is required for this role, as well as real life experience living among Muggles. Work experience within a Muggle workplace is also encouraged. WANTED SPOILER!!: Wanted bio goes here WANTED SPOILER!!: Wanted bio goes here WANTED SPOILER!!: Wanted bio goes here __________________ [Grimoire]__________________________________________________ ____________ Last edited by Shanners; 02-17-2019 at 03:37 PM.