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Dolly Dopple It was a BRIGHT and SHINY, WONDERFUL, MARVELOUS, SPECTACULAR, DELICIOUS day. The sun was out (even though it was cold) and the charms classroom was about 500 degrees, just like old Dolly Dopple liked it. Nice and roasty toasty.
After opening the door to the classroom, Dolly stood at the front of the classroom, fingers eagerly twiddling in front of her chest, an excited wrinkly smile on her face. The classroom was set up like a normal classroom with a few colourful ribbon streamers draping across the ceiling to give some flare. On the corner of the table in front of Dolly sat a scraggly, patchy-furred kneazle that looked mostly dead. Was it actually dead? Did it just blink? No, it had to be dead...
On each of the desks sit a small cup of clear, unscented liquid and a piece of paper. On the board, a simple set of instructions is written in wiggly, unkempt handwriting:
Write your name in BIG letters on your paper and fold it in half to make a table tent.
The way the classroom looked, the light pouring onto the corridor floor, made Holly excited to get into the class - the light and the sunshine were always welcome. However, that thought didn’t last very long as within two seconds of stepping inside the classroom, she felt the heat pressing on her, heating her skin and she was sure that she would be …. s w e a t i n g …. by the end of the class. GASP. How horrible. She would need a shower as soon as she could get one, she just knew it.
Noting the instructions on the board, Holly took her seat and wrote her name on the paper that had been there and then folded it into a tent like they had been told to. Silently, she wondered if she could use it as a fan instead - it was HOT in here.
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Dolly Dopple After the last student had walked through the door, Dolly checked her watch (that she was too blind to read) and clapped her wrinkly hands together, her wrinkly, saggy arm flab flapping around as a result. ”Good MORNING, my lovely, wonderful, young and beautiful students! Welcome to Charms Class!” Her high pitched scratchy voice echoed through the room as the last few students got settled into their seats and set up their name tents.
”I want you all to stay nice and warm, so just let me know if you get too cold, alright?” she asked seriously, her big eyes widening to look at all her darling students. It was only 700 degrees in there, after all!
She clapped her hands together again to indicate that she was going to begin the lesson. Surely they knew what that meant. ”Now, why don’t we begin with a little brainstorming activity! We want to get your brains CHURNING! Don’t we!” Hopefully they all ate their breakfast this morning like she had told them to!
”I want you aaaaaall to think about some little things that happen in life that are just annoying! Something irritating! Like...” Dolly’s face wrinkled up (even more than normal) as she thought to herself. Then she suddenly jumped, her pointer finger aggressively pointing towards the ceiling as if a lightbulb had turned on. ”Oh! I just hate it when it gets all windy and my hair poofs up!” She had spent some good money on her perms, after all.
”Go ahead,” she continued ”and brainstorm some little things that you wish could be fixed by a simple charm. OR, give me a charm that DOES fix something irritating like that. Raise your hands!”
OOC: Class has officially begun! As you can see, Dolly is OLD AS HECK and has no idea that there are seven thousand Max Cardens. Please RP some responses to this! It could be quite fun to see what you come up with! Just for clarification, Dolly wants you all to come up with something that bothers your student that could be easily fixed with a charm (ie bluebell flames when you’re cold). This can be something that DOES or DOES NOT already have a charm for. Class will move on in about 24 hours.
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Too cold.
She was being sarcastic right??? The second year looked around at her fellow students, mouth slightly ajar as she looked at the Professor as if she had three heads. It definitely wasn’t cold in here … in fact, it felt hotter than it had when she had walked through the door. Merlin, help.
…. Also…. Should the Professor not have noticed that there were FIVE (Merlin, help) Max Carden’s in her class?? This was NOT what she had signed up for…. Especially not after that stupid love potion at the opening feast. Merlin, she was suddenly GLAD for the heat in this classroom as her cheeks were already heated and slightly pink. Thankfully, the addition of each new Max Carden couldn’t be seen by those in the class - but seriously… Why wasn’t Professor Dopple more worried or curious about it?
…. Oh well. Irritating things? After thinking for a minute or so, she put her hand in the air and then waited for her turn to speak.
”Professor, it’s always really annoying when you almost sleep through your alarms and then have to rush around to try and get everything done in time for class starting.” She was normally okay with this… but there had definitely been some close calls over the past year and skipping breakfast had never been a good start to Holly’s day.
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Dolly Dopple The next student didn’t add any input, but just agreed with everyone else. Dolly was just about to move on to the next student, when she realized that the boy had been standing in the room instead of sitting! Well, how odd.
Oh. Wait.
Dolly squinted for a moment until the Headmaster’s face came into focus. ”Oh! Hello there, Mackathy,” she greeted with a pleasant smile once she realized who had come into her classroom. But the part about Cardens in her room perplexed her quite a bit. ”My dear, what is a ’Carden’?” she asked, her brows wrinkling up again.
But it was time to move on to the first activity of the class period! Dolly needed to get them started so they would get out of class on time. But there was just one question left for them to answer before they moved onto their first activity.
”Dear students, today we are going to talk about the most annoying thing of all -- hiccups! Tell me, what are some Muggle ways to get rid of hiccups? Many muggles have MANY different ways to try and get rid of the hiccups. Have you heard of any? Have you tried any? Tell me!” Perhaps the Headmaster would add his input as well! As long as he wasn’t stuck on these “Cardens” that she wasn’t sure about. Hmmm. A Carden? What on earth was that? Surely she wasn’t losing her mind.
OOC: Thanks for your awesome responses! For this next question, have your character reply with some of the ways we try to get rid of hiccups (no magic!) Feel free to use traditional ways or completely made up ways! The lesson will move on in about 24 hours.
…… What is a Carden?!?! ……. Was she for real??? Holly shot her brother and friends another incredulous look as she shook her head. She was pretty sure this was a conversation between a Professor and a Headmaster that she would never hear again. Which was just as well because she couldn’t believe she was even hearing it in the first place.
The hiccups. Right. They WERE annoying and she never could place a reason on why she ended up with them. They were never the outcome of the same thing two times in a row - which always bugged her more than anything. It wasn’t even like she could avoid doing something to in turn stop getting the hiccups, because she didn’t know
why she got them each time. Professor Dopple was right about this, they were annoying!
“Um, Professor?” Holly spoke up when it was her turn.
“As well as attempting to scare yourself, a friend should try it - especially if you don’t realise that they are going to try and scare you to get rid of the hiccups.” The flight or fight reaction often worked in her favour… Or, at least it had in the past when someone else had actually been around
to scare her.
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Dolly Dopple But then the Headmaster was asking for the warming charms to end, too. Summer?! Winter was just around the corner! In Scotland, for Merlin’s sake!
”Now now, Mr. Tribble, I think the students are just fine. I don’t want anyone to catch a cold on my watch!” She was in charge of these precious, small minded children and she wasn’t going to let any of them DIE because she let the room get too cold!
It sure was nice of him to join her lesson though. Oh, he was just so handsome!
Dolly was about to move on with her lesson when he brought up the Cardens again. Whatever THOSE were. Oh, but he showed her. A Maxton Carden. Oh, a student?! But what about him...?
It took a long moment for Dolly to realize that there were several of them in her class and that perhaps they weren’t just a group of quintuplets. But honestly, she didn’t see what all the fuss was about! And now the Headmaster was getting all riled up! Sending them all to his office - well, at least he was letting them finish the lesson first.
”Oh dear,” Dolly said with a sigh.
”Yes, Meleby, you better take a seat back there - I think you let your blood pressure get too high! All over just a bit of fun, wasn’t it!” Students should be allowed to have FUN, right??? A little bit of polyjuice potion never hurt anyone in HISTORY, RIGHT???
At least he apologized for interrupting her lesson.
”Apology accepted. You may join us, if you like, we’re about to do an activity!” How exciting for him!
After she was satisfied with the amount of answers that she received, Dolly clapped together her boney hands again, causing her wrinkly arm flab to wobble and sway again. Once she did so, suddenly a list of hiccup remedies appeared on the chalkboard beside her in wiggly handwriting.
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List of cures for hiccups.
Bite a lemon
Drink upside down
Hold breath (not too long)
Forget about it!
Scare yourself
Vinegar and sugar
Cartwheels
Ask someone their middle name
Play leapfrog
Sing the Hogwarts song
Press your tongue up
”Alright, children! Now we will be moving onto our first activity! This will warm us up and get ready for the next part of the lesson.”
Dolly came around the front of her desk.
”Now, all of you have a little cup on your desk. Don’t worry, it’s harmless! Everyone take a big drink! Go on! Take a drink! Headmaster, you too!” She pointed to him in the back, encouraging him to join them.
Waiting for the students to drink the clear, scentless liquid out of their cups, Dolly wiggled her boney fingers in front of her, smiling ear to ear. Soon, as the liquid settled, each of the students would feel the effects of.... The hiccups! That’s right! It was a hiccuping draught! And now they all had the hiccups! WONDERFUL!
”Now, since you all have the hiccups, I want you all to go through this list and try as many of these remedies as you can to try and get rid of them. Let’s test them out - see if any of them really work! Ready.... go!”
Clapping again, Dolly sent them all off to work.
OOC: Alright, thanks again for all the participation! This has been so much fun! We have now begun the mini-activity. If your character followed Dolly’s instructions, they will have drunk from the cup on their desk and immediately gotten the hiccups. It is now their job to try and get rid of the hiccups using any of the remedies we just talked about. You can do this alone or with a friend in as many posts as you want (but there is no minimum requirement). Class will move in in about THREE DAYS (Sunday, around 8 PM (GMT-7)).
Holly couldn’t agree with the Headmaster more - she was sweltering in the heat, and she was pretty sure she had lost like four pounds just from the heat and the amount of layers she had on. It was hotter than a full session in the gymnastics auditorium over Summer.
So… Hiccups. How did that have anything to do with charms??
With her chin in her hand, she waited in the heat for … well, whatever was coming next. Something had to be coming next. It had to be. See? Drink the liquid.
Drink. The. Liquid.
Frowning, Holly picked up the container and looked around the classroom to see what was happening. She didn’t trust liquids at this school anymore - not after all of the
funny horror stories that had been spread about ice cream and juice and potions being used to affect the students without them being told about it beforehand… Cameron had told her about it before she had started last year and yet here she sat, with a frown on her face, watching as her classmates drank something else and ended up with the hiccups.
Sighing and hating the idea of failing - and at least she was forewarned on what would happen - she tipped the cup back and drank down the liquid, and before she could count to three in her head -
*HIC*
Ouch. They hurt. She always forgot how much they hurt.
*HIC*
And so she began. By holding her breath - but after seven seconds it was interrupted by a sore
*HIC* …. And after a further nine seconds it was interrupted by another
*HIC* .
So holding her breath didn’t work. She put a large X beside it on her own list as she
*HIC*‘d again and then moved onto the next item on the agenda.
Doing cartwheels. EASY!!
Standing up, she moved to the side of the room - looking for a good bit of empty floor.
*HIC* Here looked okay.
”Incoming cart*HIC*wheels!” She said to give warning before she tumbled and tumbled and tumbled and tumbled down the little alley at the edge between the wall and the tables.
When she finished off her run, she held her breath again waiting to see if they would come back. She got to sixteen seconds before -
*HIC*.