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If one looked into the distance, they would see TWO figures approaching. Who were these two figures, you ask? Anna Meriwether's worst nightmare.
That's right. Zoryn Spinnet and Faith Chosen were here to steal the show AND two spots on the team. Despite the fact that Anna Meriwether was the human equivalent to a sour piece of day-old dragon dung, Zoryn was here to prove a point. Many points, actually, but the main one was that ANNA WAS THE WORST. She approached the rest of the gang (the majority of which were gangly looking, pathetic underclassmen). This was their turnout? Bloody hell. Gryffindor would need a MIRACLE to come home with the cup this year if this was their team.
Turning to her RIDE-OR-DIE, best friend and love of her life, if she ever chose to admit it Zoryn said, "Let me do the talking, okay? She deserves the worst."
Fortunately for these sorry dishtowels, Zorth was the best miracle they could ever count on. Still holding Faith's hand, Zoryn walked up to Anna and gave her a thorough look up-and-down. "Almost didn't recognize you without your nose bandaged up," she smirked. Yes, that is right. The most glorious moment of Zoryn's summer was absolutely the moment she sent the HARDEST BLUDGER right at Anna's face.
It's a shame it healed so quickly.
"You know who we are. Beater, keeper," respectively. "We're a package deal this time. You can write that down." K bye.
__________________ Days of Potter 2023:___________________________ Which Bertie Botts Flavour Are You?
You are Lemon! |