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Was Zoryn enough stupid enough to close a door on someone’s nose? Absolutely not. Was Rafferty stupid enough to run into a closed door? Apparently.
Zoryn was brave and bold and rash, but she wasn’t an idiot. This man, however, was dumber than a bar of soap. And he had no eyebrows. Double whammy. “He looked like he was spy—“ but before she could finish her sentence, their new Muggle Studies Professor decided to make an entrance.
….
Either this man had this room bugged or he had bat-like hearing. Because Zoryn was pretty sure she wasn’t speaking very loudly at all. Oh and not to mention that the door was like hecka thick?? And so were the walls? So?????????????? Something was very fishy around here. Someone was clearly looking to hand out detentions to make himself look all scary.
Spoiler alter: It wasn’t working. He looked like literal Raisin Bran cereal.
Let’s get one thing straight here, Zoryn was not Sylvie’s biggest fan. In fact, she was probably Sylvie’s LEAST biggest fan. She wasn’t even a fan at all. Actually, she despised the girl. ACTUALLY— None of this matters, you get the point. Either way, in this moment, they were on a team together. And Sylvie was sticking up for her. Which, by the way, was very appreciated.
“YEAH!” She turned around and chimed in. “Sylvie wasn’t doing anything wrong and last time I checked, neither was I.” Running down the corridors wasn’t a crime, yet. They were the ones FORCING students to run in the first place. He should be AWARDING her points. “You can’t do that. That’s rubbish…. No offense.”
ACTUALLY, ALL THE OFFENSE.
Zoryn got detentions all the time. But this, this was the stupidest detention she had ever gotten in her whole life.
For not calling him Professor Ainsworth?
What was his problem. He was clearly just detention happy.
“If I didn’t know any better, Professor Ainsworth, I’d think you want to give up an entire evening of your life to spend extra time making us miserable.” Because generally, Professors didn’t enjoy spending their time in a detention cell either. Didn’t they have actual work to do? They were Professors?
And yes, that came fully laced with all the malice Zoryn could foster. Which, by the way, was a lot.
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