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Zoryn was growing HIGHLY uncomfortable squatting up on top of the toilet and she didn’t know how much longer she could manage to hold her breath so that the intruder wouldn’t hear her breathe.
Seriously, like, how long does it take to inspect this place and walk out????
And then she heard it. The sound of someone taking a wiz.
That’s how she was sure it wasn’t a Professor. Not to mention, moaning myrtle (Zoryn’s LEAST favorite part of Hogwarts) decided that SCREAMING about a BOY was a good idea AT THIS HOUR???????
Literally Merlin’s Bum Crack of Dawn O’Clock. And she was… SCREAMING?
Since Zoryn was now SURE that there wasn’t a Professor in the other stall, Zoryn literally FLUNG her door open to give Moaning Myrtle a piece of her mind. And her MEANEST stank face EVER. Which, for the record, was deathly. ”MRTYLE IF YOU DON’T SHUT UP I’M GOING TO TELL THE WHOLE CASTLE THAT YOU LIVE IN THE BATHROOM BECAUSE YOU LIKE TO WATCH US PEE,” unfortunately the Gryffindor had to STAGE!whisper as the risk of getting caught skipping would be much too high if she used the volume she usually reserved for this ghost.
ALSO.
Who in the dang heck was using HER hiding place to pee right now??????
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