 Sarah thinks I'm cute | Shan's safe space.
An exhausted Józef Kowalski was not a sight his parents were used to, so they'd have been pretty shocked to see the usually energised eleven year old having to put in effort to hold his head up in class.
Everything about Hogwarts was going wrong, and it wasn't even a fortnight into the term. First he'd been sorted into the WRONG house, and then he'd had to get up and start RUNNING every day?! Before the SUN wasn't even out?!
As if that wasn't bad enough, he had to have lessons at stupid o'clock, too, and even if the Venomous Tentacula was very interesting and kinda insane, Jó was EXHAUSTED and could barely think straight, let alone answer questions. So he had planned on sitting there in silence, when someone mentioned something about skin turning purple.
And he REMEMBERED. So his hand shot into the air in a sudden burst of surprising energy, waving about a little frantically until it was his turn to speak. "The comedian guy, whatsisface, Shimpy or Shipling or something -" His name didn't really matter, after all. "- he ate a WHOLE one on a bet and ended up purple forEVER. Everyone thought he was going to die. Absolute legend."
That was the kind of facts one could expect from this Gryffindor: hella useful ones.
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