Atop the marble staircase in the Entrance Hall along the corridor that will direct you to the moving staircases, you stumble across a long, horizontal cork bulletin board that is encased in glass. Here you will find an array of notices and signs, stick up by tacks and push-pins, that are meant for the entire student body to read. Anything from requests, advertisements, lost and found notices, and gentle reminders can be viewed for all eyes to see.

If you have something you would like to add to this colourful, paper-filled board, you are more than welcome to do so. Simply slide over the glass surrounding the board (it is never locked) and stick on the board whatever it is you wish for everyone to know. Having this board for your use is a privilege, not a right, so use it responsibly. Any crude drawings or messages will result in the bulletin board crumpling them up and throwing your balled notice at your face, giving you a deep paper cut, before you even have a chance to slide the glass back to its original place.

Text Cut: Contraband Items

The following are forbidden items at the school. Items found in the possession of a student will be confiscated and an appropriate consequence will be issued.

• Auto-Answer Quills
• Dungbombs
• Fanged Frisbees
• Fireworks
• Food packages
• Glitter
• Invisibility cloaks
• Jewellery
• Music players
• Non-educational reading material
• Pranking products
• Skateboards, rollerblades, etc.
• Toys, bobbleheads, figurines, etc.
• Two-way mirrors

This list is subject to change on a case per case basis. You are responsible for frequently checking this listing for added items.