Resident School Poltergeist | Unruly & Malicious
Peevesie cackled with glee as Ronan reacted to his stabbeys with a satisfying growl. "OOOOOOHHH, RoRo is cranky!", he shouted as the boy cast some spell or other.
He soon found out what that spell was, as daggers came speeding towards him in the air. Instead of being upset, Peevesie broke out into a fit of earsplitting, high-pitched laughter. "Do you have DRAGON DUNG for brains, RoRo? I'm ALREADY DEAD!", he called down. He was able to take a physical form and all, because he was the BEST and most important poltergeist in Britain, but he was still a SPIRIT. DUHHH. Peevesie promptly dropped the rest of the Inferi parts and bones he'd been holding and grabbed onto the daggers as they passed through him. These would be WAY more fun!
Peevesie totally ignored the professorhead shouting at him. He stuck his tongue out at her and didn't even BOTHER with a reply. Besides, things were getting kind of interesting on the floor. Finally.
The poltergeist felt a pang of disappointment as the walking dead people just LEFT. They were giving up already? BOOOO! Peevesie was tempted to follow them, but then a FIGHT broke out between the professorhead and RoRo. No one even noticed that weird Jessa girl sneaking bits and pieces of dead people into her pocket. Peevesie snickered behind his hand as the girl marched in and out and in and out of the greenhouse like she hadn't done anything. He wasn't going to tell on her! Things were still FUN here!
After a different Professorhead's light animal disappeared, things were TOO quiet. Peevesie couldn't count on the professorhead to do anything interesting. They NEVER did.
It was up to HIM to break the gloomy, BORING mood as usual. These people weren't grateful enough to him by half for his selfless work!
He started up a chant at the top of his lungs: "RORO LUUURVES FLYNNIE! RORO LUUURVES FLYNNIE! RORO LUUURVES FLYNNIE!"] It was truuuue. He had SEEN RoRo kissing Flynnie, and while Flynnie was all out cold on the ground too. Made Peevesie wonder if RoRo had a thing for almost dead people!
__________________ You're nothing more than a pickle-headed prune biscuit-eating bulldog.
P.S. Your bowtie is crooked. And your pink thestral pony is super girly. |