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GNOMES! 
Did the Gnomesies hear foot steps outside of their burrow????
NO. NO. NO.
This they could not have! The biggest, fattest, bravest little Gnome poked its head outside of it's burrow just far enough that you couldn't see it, but it could see you! They were free Gnomes! Why was this hoooooooooman trying to wreck his home? They weren't in any hooooooooooman garden! The bravest Gnome was going to teach this hooooooooooooooooooooman some manners! This hooman was not taking his pretties!
When the girly hooooooman (Emmalyn) wasn't looking, the brave little potato head jumped out of his burrow with a war cry, that sounded more like a burp, and start to kick at her left foot before biting her ankle.
THAT WOULD SHOW THAT HOOOOMAN!
Startled by a loud burping? sound, Emmalyn whipped around just in time to see a little gnome appear. It started kicking her then biting her.
"OUCH! No, get off of me!" She screamed as she fumbled for her wand. She hand't expected to be attacked on Hogwarts grounds, and wasn't ready to defend herself.
With her pocket full of gold coins forgotten, she tried with all her mite to free her left leg from the gnome as her hands continued to search her pockets for her wand. At last her fingers wrapped around the handle and she pulled her wand free from her robes.
"Stop it! Please stop! You are hurting me!" Tears were streaming down her face as she desperately tried to think of what to do to get the gnome off her leg. A spell finally came to mind and she pointed her wand at the gnome and shouted
"FLIPENDO!" then immediately pointed her wand to the sky to cast green sparks to hopefully call for help. She had no idea where the gnome had come from and was fearful there would be more.