Did the Gnomesies hear foot steps outside of their burrow????

NO. NO. NO.

This they could not have! The biggest, fattest, bravest little Gnome poked its head outside of it's burrow just far enough that you couldn't see it, but it could see you! They were free Gnomes! Why was this hoooooooooman trying to wreck his home? They weren't in any hooooooooooman garden! The bravest Gnome was going to teach this hooooooooooooooooooooman some manners! This hooman was not taking his pretties!

When the girly hooooooman (Emmalyn) wasn't looking, the brave little potato head jumped out of his burrow with a war cry, that sounded more like a burp, and start to kick at her left foot before biting her ankle.

THAT WOULD SHOW THAT HOOOOMAN!