In the most haunted house in Britain a ghoul had taken up residense. Don't ask how it had gotten into the boarded house. It just had, all right?

On the hunt for some bugs and other critters to eat the slimy and buck-toothed ogre knocked into a large lamp that fell over with a loud CRASH and gave off a sharp light in a window that was probably seen from the outside, before it quickly died out.

What was a poor ghoul supposed to live on?