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Sighing, Derf lifted Picketta towards his face so he could kiss her leaves before letting her settle back where she pleased. "She tends not to like girls in general," he sighed. "Bit territorial about that...like Tink was with Peter Pan." Though, he did pause for a moment and wondered if Zoryn knew who he was talking about. Though he reckoned she would ask IF she really wanted to know. No sense in really offering up unsolicited information to this Gryffindor, you know? Especially not when she clearly had an agenda and, well, the idly chit chat was just keeping her from it.
Best to just let Zoryn Spinnet out with it before she burst like an unmilked cow. Though that was not exactly an accurate description...but it was the comical visual that he had at the moment.
"Well...yeah. Everyone deserves to be happy," he nodded in agreement. "Chocolate helps with that. I mean...if it can help counter the effects of a dementor...it's powerful stuff, you know?"
Did Zoryn want to get the Potions Master a giant basket of chocolates? He reckoned that no professor would be silly enough to accept food from students, especially if it was just left outside their office and stuff. Especially not the likes of Professor Noble. This explanation made Zoryn laugh. “Picketta, you haven’t got to worry,” she leaned in because trying to explain something to a sentient twig was basically where Zoryn was at in her life right now. “Derf ’n I are always gonna be just fiends. I don’t like him like that,” she assured her. “No offense,” that was an afterthought. As for this Tink person… That comparison went completely over Zor’s head, but she was pretty sure she got the point.
Plus, there were important things left to be discussed still. “He prefers creme brûlée,” she offered helpfully. The chocolate stuff sounded pretty legit though and maybe she could have some secret admirer chocolates delivered to him to help ‘cause at any rate, it couldn’t make anything worse.
Anyways, all of this set up was taking FAR too much time and Zoryn did have an agenda she needed to cover. “Love, Derf. I'm talking 'bout L-O-V-E. He needs LOVE!” What was that about bursting like an unmilked cow? “Think about it, we hep him get a girlfriend and he’ll finally leave us alone! I’m not even sure if the man’s got a heart, but it’s the best option we’ve got.”
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