Old Peevesie wasn't about to let the professorheads go EGGnored! He floated up to the staff table, hovering in front of the Options master."Why, look! It's old EGGnatius Noble!" He lobbed an egg right at the old geezer. "How's it going, Iggy - whoops, I mean EGGY!"

Ooh, there was Plant-man Paul! He gets an egg too! "Hey, deputy professorhead! Forgot to tell you to break an EGG before the play!"

Yawn! Nothing else to see at this end of the table. Time to go crack those two soft-boiled sad sacks (Gaston and Tristan) at the other end!

SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! Peeves pelted them. "Whassamatter with you? Can't keep your sunny-side up?!" He rolled over in midair, cackling at his own yolk joke. He had to admit, that was his best one yet!