 @ the student body urine trouble | Pat's Strong Confident Other Half | Pees Like a Champion Unicorn Racehorse
It had been a normal day. A day that consisted of marking, constructing study guides and drinking more coffee than he'd care to admit. It was that time of the year, after all. All he really wanted right now was to be done with the school year but time had a funny way of dragging on during the last couple of-
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The quill he was holding fell from his grasp, splattering a few drops of ink on the student's homework he was currently marking. But that didn't matter right now, not when the patronus in the form of an alligator was speaking to him. His heartbeat thudded loudly in his ears and his eyes widened as he tried to process exactly what it was that Regina was telling him. Swearing under his breath in German, the man got up from his seat and bolted out of his office as quickly as he could, taking his wand out on the way.
It didn't take long for him to arrive on the crowded street of Dufftown, where a strange sight met his eyes. It was hard to miss that chanting, not when so many students had been chanting and sounding creepy at the same time, and it was hard to miss the sight of one of the Williams siblings running away while the other one was shouting something and looking around frantically. There were a lot of people being tied up in the process, but thankfully Gaston was dealing with Kalen and Laurel. And then there was Kaysha, sweet Kaysha, shouting about leaving Melanie alone and attacking Regina and the rest of the staff.
............ Uh.
His priority? The students.
Green eyes took in the sight of the students that were gathered there, trying to see if anyone was seriously injured and needed tending to immediately but the amount of people gathered there made this process much more difficult than it needed to be. So, this called for another plan. He eyed the ground instead and started picking up various items: empty cans, discarded cups, a paper hat that someone had left behind, anything. They were generally litter but given the emergency of the situation, none of this mattered. Each object received the same treatment: they each had a spell cast on them that caused them to tremble as they glowed bright blue before returning to their normal colour.
When it seemed like there were enough objects on the ground in front of him, Hirsch then raised his wand up to his throat and cast a different spell, one that ensured he'd be heard through all of.... this. "Alright students, listen up!" He clapped his hands once, as he so often did during his lessons. The only difference was that his voice sounded much louder and he sounded, and looked, a lot more serious than he usually did. "I'm going to need everyone to get back to Hogwarts, and specifically the Hospital Wing, as quickly as possible. To do that, you need to grab onto one of these items in front of me here," At this, he gestured at the items on the ground. "It'll take you straight back to the castle. Everyone who hasn't been possessed is to grab hold of someone who has been possessed and take them with you, whether you like them or not. Older students, look after the younger students, please, and take one with you if you need to." Because while he was going with them, he was only one person, after all. "If you're not comfortable using a Portkey or if you feel unsafe or if you miss one, you're to come with me using Side-Along Apparition." Which wasn't that much better but, well, he was there.
Breathe.
"Whenever you're ready, grab a Portkey, grab a friend and go back to the castle." This trip was over.
OOC: There are a number of items on the ground that have been turned into Portkeys so feel free to pick whichever Portkey tickles your fancy. And feel free to make up other objects as well - they're pretty much rubbish items tbh. The Portkeys will take the students straight to the doors of the Hospital Wing. Everyone is to go into the Hospital Wing and get a checkup, at least. If you want to declone via Portkey, you can do so. If you want to hang onto Hirsch, you can do so and I'll declone us later on.
*echos Ali* Thanks for taking part, lovelies! :3
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