Of course, he knew they would be balancing the eggs on their spoons, he'd figured that much out the second his eyes laid on the eggs-
Wait, what? Spoons in their mouths?!
Daehyun supposed he would cross that bridge... when the time came. He supposed it would be okay, though, since he'd have both hands to hold onto the broom for dear life. But as professor Baldvinsson kept speaking, he actually choked on his own saliva, followed by a coughing fit when the man had told them to stand up on the broom. Sense of balance?! What sense of balance? Such a thing didn't exist in Daehyun's vocabulary. He was one to trip on smooth surfaces while walking at a normal pace, and professor Baldvinsson wanted him to stand up on a broom?!
He was going to try the first thing. He was trying, alright. But there was no way he was standing up. No. Way.
Taking the spoon out of his bag, he grabbed an egg and, tucking both items in the pockets of his robe, he eyed the broom as if it were his worst enemy - and, well, it was. He mounted it and softly pushed off the ground until he was hovering a bit over a meter in the air. Sighing, he put the spoon in his mouth, and added the egg on the spoon.
Now, he needed to start moving.
... and the egg fell as soon as he took off.
"Professor? Could I use a-a rock, or something else?" he asked, flustered. "I would break so many eggs, and it's a terrible waste." There were so many dishes he could make out of those eggs. Why waste them on uncoordinated people like Daehyun? |