 i do not know how this got so long, my formal apologies doesn't proofread tweets | #wrongaboutcereal | #siriusly? | emo to the extremo
If only everyday could be filled with THIS much excitement!!! Maybe if the whole acting career didn’t work out (which it would so fancying this idea was ridiculous!!) then she could double as a secret agent and solve crimes. Imagine the THRILL. “I only got here a little before Jessa, so I didn’t really look around a whole lot,” she shrugged. She was also way too focused on creating an alibi to actually do any real investigating. “Whoever did it yeeted out of here.” Which was probably intentional as they definitely left the Howler to be found.
As for their accusation against Kitty, Zoryn wanted all the credit for that one. Unless they were wrong. Because if they were right then it was totally her idea, but if they were wrong then Jessa was older and should have been wise enough not to go along with it so it was really her idea based off seniority. But on the record, “Well Kitty painted the blood message on the wall AND I KNOW it was her ‘cause when I went to read the cast list she was there with blood ALL over her fingers. Red handed, sir. Literally. Also, she's weird.” Couldn't argue with the facts.
Zor was still a few paces behind, WHY DID THEY ALL HAVE SUCH LONG LEGS!!!!! Which meant that opening the room was up to Jessa.
Real mad about magic, but too dumb not to use it. In Zoryn’s most humble opinion, anyway.
“Aye, aye! Sir!” It initially took Zoryn three tries, but in the end she finally got her wand to light up with lumos and flashed it all around the room. Zor wasn’t all too interested in exploring just yet (‘cause they had their chance to look around earlier and small details never interested her very much), instead she was focused on how Professor H was processing it all. She sorta wished he’d say it all out loud ‘cause he was a very difficult man to read, no offense. Or maybe it was on purpose with the whole being the Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor.
Most of his words went in one ear and out of the other, UNTIL he brought up the point about dictate to the art room, Marchand, or the play. And Zoryn had a strong distaste for TWO out of those three things. Uh oh. But if anyone thought that she was going to go down for ANY of this, then they were WAY wrong. She had already been wrongly accused and punished for TWO crimes that she did not actually commit this year.
Zoryn Spinnet would NOT be blamed for this too!!! “Well, Sir… No offense, but I don’t think that’s really the point. ‘Cause if it was just about the play, it’d be a single incident, right? BUT whoever it is ransacked our rooms and put weird messages on the walls, AND broke into the restricted section. None of that has got anything to do with art, Professor Marchand, OR the play. I think it’s more got to do with MAGIC. That’s what they said in the Howler AND on the wall with blood. Nothing about the play,” was she making her case? See, this is why she was in the debate club. “They’re just using our play to get to us, since they know tons of us really care about it. Just a way to get attention.”
This was the most profound thing Zoryn Amari Spinnet had ever come up with in her entire life and she pulled all of it straight outta her bum.
She will be accepting Oscar nominations starting yesterday.
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