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sweetpinkpixie · 10-11-2017, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by sarahlooo

Her poem reciting didn't last very long, as Derf was being extremely distracting (more than usual, too). Dropping his books and papers, taking his shoes off. And now extracting the dinner rolls from his shirt. Well, she couldn't complain. That was the reason they were 15 minutes into their study session with no work done yet.

They were about to be 15 minutes into their study session with broken noses if Derf didn't calm down his knobby elbows. "Derf!" Natalie exclaimed in a hushed whisper, dropping her book on the floor as she dodged his flapping arms. Natalie clamped her hands onto his arms to stop him from knocking them both off of the chair.

"You're doing it all wrong," she said simply, because she had been a bra wearer for approximately four months and that made her a professional. "My mum told me, 'bras are like Devil's Snare. They smell fear and you'll only get stuck if you wiggle too much.' But luckily we don't need fire to get them off." During her words, Natalie had reached over and freed Derf simply from the women's undergarment.

"There," she said with a helpful smile. "Now," she continued, looking around the bookshelves, "you might want to put that in your bag before the librarian comes back over."

If her hands hadn't stopped him then her description of bras would have. Devil's Snare. REALLY? Derf internally decided if he never saw another bra again he could be satisfied. So when Natalie pulled him free of the wand, Derf was tempted to toss it unceremoniously across the library where it could land on one of the bookshelves and hang off a book from the shelves by the strap. And it could STAY there.

Sentient undergarments. Only in the wizarding world.

But it technically wasn't HIS bra...it was Etta's...so back into his enchanted briefcase and then shoved his hands into his trouser pockets. "Wearing Devil's Snare...being a girl sounds like dangerous business," he grumbled while his ears reddened ever so slightly.

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