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"I was just trynna give you some company," GEEEEEZ. "But it's okay... I get it," she STAGE!whispered, giving him a good ol' WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE before hopping off onto the ground. This was so fun! His midlife crisis was like they're little secret!!
Anywaaaaaays, SHE STUCK THE LANDING and made her way to one of the lawn chairs around the campfire. Zor wasn't even mad that he was threatening her with points and lashing out. Poor old man, it wasn't his fault. It was the midlife crisis getting the best of him.
As for the salamanders, Zoryn's immediate thought was Derf's. Did he have a MAGIC one? She'd have to ask. "Bet they're cuter than muggle ones." 'Cause Zoryn was WAY cuter than any muggle, so it probably had to do with the whole magic thing.
Also, everyone at Hogwarts was super attractive. Coincidence???????
HMMmmmmMMmmMmmmMMmMmmMmmmmm?
Probs not. It was def the magic.
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