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Oh.
Y’know Zoryn liked Professor Healer Reed much better when he was only a Healer and not a Professor.
Because of this, Zor decided that she didn’t want to take good notes, actually she decided not to take any notes at all. And it SO wasn’t fair that the shirtless kid got to draw all over the sleepy dude!!! ZORYN wanted to do that. HOW RUDE.
But alas, time to get started on the potion.
The Gryffindor quickly put on a lab coat, some gloves, and her goggles… But decided to keep her hair free. Merlin knows how hard it is to get in a hair tie. Professor Heeler Reed would really just have to understand. Do her a solid eh, Professor Healer R? As for cleaning, Zor took out her wand and began sourgifying each tool one at a time. Fortunately, after two years she finally got a hang of this spell. Other ones?….. Not so much.
Okay next step: Distilled water. Was wand water distilled water? Zoryn sure hoped so ‘cause she was too lazy to grab distilled water from a sink. Instead she raised her wand, “Aguamenti!” and bloooooooop went a stream of water into her cauldron. In hind sight, it probably would’ve been a better idea to measure it out in a measuring cup first… But she had already put it directly into the cauldron, so like, nah. Eyeballing it to be hopefully around 50 mL she cast a quick “Finite,” to put an end to the stream of water. A boil? This was uh, "Incendio!" YEAH. The fire looked kinda medium?
After letting her water reach a boil, she began measuring out her Stargrass Parsley so that she made sure to only use 32 grams of it, saving the rest for Théo to use. USING THE MOST AWESOME SILVER DAGER EVER, Zor began chop, chop, chopping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man, she kinda wished that EVERY step used a dagger. But unfortunately, all good things come to a close 'cause the next was the berry juice. She couldn’t be bothered to actually measure out. So she just poured a bunch in there anyways. Better more than less, right? Right.
Taking her glass stirrer, the Gryffindor stirred counter clockwise for all of three minutes. One…. Two… THREEEEEEE!! And then PAUSE. “One… Two… Skip a few… Five!” And back to more stirring. This was so easy.
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