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sweetpinkpixie · 09-06-2017, 01:21 PM

HOME SWEET HOME!

Well...kinda. Derf was mostly just exhausted from all the excitement that the start of term came with. The bustle of the station and joyous chaos of the platform...and he HAD spent the majority of his train ride chasing after the box of chocolate frogs he had sorta let loose...so he had done more than his fair share of exercise for the day really.

Which was precisely why the third year unceremoniously FLOPPED on to his bed when he arrived in his dorm FINALLY at the end of the day. Ah yes hellooooooooooooooooooooo mattress.

...........................it was a lot more squishy than he remembered it being in places.
Sorta. Huh. Wiggling around like a cruppy on his back to get comfortable, something DEFINITELY shifted around under him and even had this weird kinda of sound like one would imagine if you stepped on a sponge.

And then came the SMELL.

"Huuuuuuuuuh?" the blonde chirped as he rolled off his head and ripped off the duvet to see a big ol' brown SPLAT now in the middle of his bed...and is certainly was NOT chocolate.

SOMEONE HAD SECRETED IN HIS BED?! OMG WHAT IF IT WAS MAGICAL POOP?! OMG BEST WELCOME BACK GIFT EVER!

HOLY FLAMING SALAMANDERS. WAS IT IN ALL THEIR BEDS?! SIMON WAS GOING TO HAVE A PROPER HEART ATTACK AND DIE! HE HAD TO CHECK THEM ALL! Which was precisely what he did and the task of pulling off duvets from the other beds had left him with several bags of, er, poop.

But what kind of dung was it? DRAGON? No...the shade was kinda off from what he remembered...

HMMMMMMMMMMM...

Setting his humble collection of poop bags on his bedside table, Derf sat back down on his own bed and looked at the giant smudge in the middle of his sheets. Did he...taste test? Wasn't that how some wizards were able to identify these sorts of things?

Not that he had ever eaten dung before. Worms yes, loads of times. Dung...not so much.

09-06-2017, 01:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
sweetpinkpixie Wizarding World RPG Admin Minister for Magic Alley Proprietor Romanian Longhorn Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: The Paths Posts: 39,908 Hogwarts RPG Name: Briallen Ashburry-Hawthorne Gryffindor First Year Hogwarts RPG Name: Nyle Harden Hufflepuff Second Year Hogwarts RPG Name: Iris Harden Ravenclaw Second Year Hogwarts RPG Name: Calliope Barrington Slytherin First Year Hogwarts RPG Name: Diamond Marchbanks Gryffindor Sixth Year Ministry Department Head: Charles Hollingberry Minister's Office Ministry Department Head: Airey Flamsteed Mysteries Diagon Alley Proprietor: Zachaël Lufkin Owl Post x12 x12	astronomizzle ♧ gryffinDORK \| & the rest is drag ♣ #badluckDerf HOME SWEET HOME! Well...kinda. Derf was mostly just exhausted from all the excitement that the start of term came with. The bustle of the station and joyous chaos of the platform...and he HAD spent the majority of his train ride chasing after the box of chocolate frogs he had sorta let loose...so he had done more than his fair share of exercise for the day really. Which was precisely why the third year unceremoniously FLOPPED on to his bed when he arrived in his dorm FINALLY at the end of the day. Ah yes hellooooooooooooooooooooo mattress. ...........................it was a lot more squishy than he remembered it being in places. Sorta. Huh. Wiggling around like a cruppy on his back to get comfortable, something DEFINITELY shifted around under him and even had this weird kinda of sound like one would imagine if you stepped on a sponge. And then came the SMELL. "Huuuuuuuuuh?" the blonde chirped as he rolled off his head and ripped off the duvet to see a big ol' brown SPLAT now in the middle of his bed...and is certainly was NOT chocolate. SOMEONE HAD SECRETED IN HIS BED?! OMG WHAT IF IT WAS MAGICAL POOP?! OMG BEST WELCOME BACK GIFT EVER! HOLY FLAMING SALAMANDERS. WAS IT IN ALL THEIR BEDS?! SIMON WAS GOING TO HAVE A PROPER HEART ATTACK AND DIE! HE HAD TO CHECK THEM ALL! Which was precisely what he did and the task of pulling off duvets from the other beds had left him with several bags of, er, poop. But what kind of dung was it? DRAGON? No...the shade was kinda off from what he remembered... HMMMMMMMMMMM... Setting his humble collection of poop bags on his bedside table, Derf sat back down on his own bed and looked at the giant smudge in the middle of his sheets. Did he...taste test? Wasn't that how some wizards were able to identify these sorts of things? Not that he had ever eaten dung before. Worms yes, loads of times. Dung...not so much. __________________ When you’re stuck in a moment and your spark has been stolen .................................................. ........... this is our time to own it, so own it..................................... baby we were born with fire and gold in our eyes