WHAT IN THE NAME OF MERLIN WAS EVERYBODY DOING?!

He seriously had a feeling that if things kept up the way they were going, he'd be a team of ONE, and he wasn't quite sure if that thought challenged him or terrified him. Either way, he was literally standing wide open in a field of players, and he was about to get plummeted with cranberry paint if he didn't come up with a plan. His gaze shifted from person to person to person, and he watched as his girl aimed to fire at Professor Stewart. Why was everybody trying to claim Stewart?! She was literally the only adult on his team, he thought! But at the last minute, Skylar let her Slytherin show, and she sent a blast of paint right at HIM. "HOLY BEARD OF MERLIN!" he called out, and he dove to the ground and rolled away as an attempt to dodge the attack.

He had always wanted to do that!

He sprung to his feet and dashed behind a nearby tree. He kept his gaze divided toward the field and toward anybody attempting a surprise attack. From his hideout, he happened to catch sight of the HEADMISTRESS exhibiting some really awesome moves over by the walls. WHOA, WHOA, WHAAAA? She'd done the dive and roll! GO GET 'EM, HAWTHORNE! Nevermind that she was on a different team.

Brent was slowly devising a plan, because you know what he wanted? He wanted to take down the headmistress. Forget the few firsties that had joined them. Brent was going to GO BIG OR GO HOME. Nevermind that this WAS his home. The saying just sounded cool, okay? He waited until the woman was busy casting on STEWART AGAIN, and then he attacked. "Pingo Violet!" he exclaimed, aiming at Hawthorne.