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Old 06-30-2017, 02:06 AM   #68 (permalink)
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Hogwarts RPG Name:
Alfie Adair
Hufflepuff
Fourth Year

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Laini Gracae-Ryans
Slytherin
Third Year
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….. Oops. Zoryn shot her professor the most INNOCENT of all INNOCENT smiles. Aheeeeeem. Maybe she really did need Dora’s help to become a stealth ninja. How the heck was she supposed to get away with even BIGGER things when she got caught trying to sneak out a mandrake baby lung. Not that it was a baby lung. But it LOOKED tiny enough to be one. Do mandrakes have babies? These were the kinds of questions Zoryn needed answers to.

The second year skipped to the front to grab herself a small container, and plopped the lungs right in! For safe keeping, mhm. After pocketing it once more, she returned back to her workstation JUST IN TIME to hear the next set of instructions. Uhm. This was starting to get reaaaaal confusing. Never mind the rogue Derf who was causing a HUGE scene. Zoryn felt really bad for him. But since he was getting LOADS of attention from everyone else right now, she decided against crowding him in the moment.

She’d go check on him later. ‘Cause that one time when Jonas attacked her in CoMC, he came and comforted her too. It was only right. They were FRIENDS. Anyways back to her Professor, who was getting REAAAAAL WORDSY. All Zoryn took from his lecturing was that “plants are weird and not animals”. ”Couldn’t have said it better myself, Professor!” she chimed in. They were SUPER confusing. Which is why Zoryn had to drop this class next term. Unfortunately, it wasn’t something she needed in her life. NOPE. Hopefully her head of house would understand.

She studied the diagram for all of TWO SECONDS (which was a lot for her) before she picked up her scalpel again and started working. Making a small incision in the neck as caaaaarefully (or not) as she could, she cut open a straight line. Man. This was a lot harder than she had expected. They should’ve practiced on carrots first tbh. Then, doing her very best she tried to make flaps again by starting in the middle of her crooked line and sort of cutting diagonally. Instead of cutting triangles…. She sort of got two weird, pointy rectangles?

OOOOOOOH they had tongues? Weiiiiiiiiiird !!!!!!

She didn’t have an answer for the question either ‘cause she was WAY too entertained by poking the mandrake in it’s mouth!!! HAHAHAHA. It’s tongue was wild. She only looked up again when she realized they were receiving further instructions??? WAIT A MINUTE!!! SHE WASN’T LISTENING!!! Um. Okay so they were sort of cutting the head or something? That’s what Zzoryn got from the diagram. She tried to follow along the best she could, but maaaaaaaay have cut too thickly. So uh, WAIT. No brains?????

As for the next question??? Zoryn had NO clue. ”If sentient means they can, uh, FEEL and mandrakes are like carrots… Then I sure hope they’re not sentient…” She was thinking out loud. ”Cause then I’d feel really bad about biting into carrots.” And that was her answer. Yup. Definitely not a real answer, but at least she spoke up this time??? Maybe??? IMAGINE IF CARROTS COULD FEEL!!! Dude. That would be SO sad. Rabbits would be MURDERERS!
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